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  • Malapropisms ('ma-l&-"prä-"pi-z&m) n. Etymology: Mrs. Malaprop, character noted for her misuse of words in R. B. Sheridan's comedy The Rivals (1775) Date: 1849 1 : the usually unintentionally humorous misuse or distortion of a word or phrase; especially : the use of a word sounding somewhat like the one intended but ludicrously wrong in the context. Source: Merriam-Webster

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  • Oxymoron (äk-si-'mOr-"än) n. Etymology: Late Greek oxymOron, from neuter of oxymOros pointedly foolish, from Greek oxys sharp, keen + mOros foolish Date: 1657 : a combination of contradictory or incongruous words.

  • Sarcasm (sär-"ka-z&m) n. Etymology: French or Late Latin; French sarcasme, from Late Latin sarcasmos, from Greek sarkasmos, from sarkazein to tear flesh, bite the lips in rage, sneer, from sark-, sarx flesh; Date: 1550. Source: Merriam-Webster
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