Quotable Quotes

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Samuel Johnson	John F. Kennedy	Abraham Lincoln
Don Marquis	Groucho Marx	Mark Twain
George Washington	John Wayne	Mother Teresa
George Carlin	Jay Leno	David Letterman
Bill Cosby	Bill Maher	Steven Wright
Martin Luther King	Will Rogers	Bill Watterson

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• Malapropisms ('ma-l&-"prä-"pi-z&m) n. Etymology: Mrs. Malaprop, character noted for her misuse of words in R. B. Sheridan's comedy The Rivals (1775) Date: 1849 1 : the usually unintentionally humorous misuse or distortion of a word or phrase; especially : the use of a word sounding somewhat like the one intended but ludicrously wrong in the context. Source: Merriam-Webster

• Spoonerisms  (spn-rzm) n. A transposition of sounds of two or more words, especially a ludicrous one.

• Oxymoron (äk-si-'mOr-"än) n. Etymology: Late Greek oxymOron, from neuter of oxymOros pointedly foolish, from Greek oxys sharp, keen + mOros foolish Date: 1657 : a combination of contradictory or incongruous words.

• Sarcasm (sär-"ka-z&m) n. Etymology: French or Late Latin; French sarcasme, from Late Latin sarcasmos, from Greek sarkasmos, from sarkazein to tear flesh, bite the lips in rage, sneer, from sark-, sarx flesh; Date: 1550. Source: Merriam-Webster
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