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JOKES > Comebacks, Insults, Sarcasm and Just Plain 'ol Obnoxious

We have not only Good Comebacks, Insults and Sarcasm, we have Great Comebacks, Insults and Sarcasm. And......for all occasions.

If you need even MORE sarcasm. Then check out our Sarcasm Quotes Page. We have a large collection by the author.

Before you get started with our comebacks below, let me tell one of the most famous comebacks to a put down.

Lady Nancy Astor once got annoyed at Churchill.
"Winston," she said sharply, "if you were my husband I'd put poison in your coffee."
"And if I were your husband," responded Churchill, "I'd drink it."



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