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Will Rogers Quotes

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  • Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it.
    Will Rogers
  • Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
    Will Rogers
  • I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
    Will Rogers
  • I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up.
    Will Rogers
  • I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
    Will Rogers
  • Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
    Will Rogers
  • The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best.
    Will Rogers, Illiterate Digest (1924), "Breaking into the Writing Game"
  • Nothing you can't spell will ever work.
    Will Rogers
  • You can't say that civilization don't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way.
    Will Rogers, New York Times, Dec. 23, 1929
  • There ought to be one day-- just one-- when there is open season on senators.
    Will Rogers
  • There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
    Will Rogers
  • An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.
    Will Rogers
  • Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
    Will Rogers
  • We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
    Will Rogers
  • We don't know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it.
    Will Rogers
  • Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
    Will Rogers, Illiterate Digest (1924), "Warning to Jokers: lay off the prince"
  • You know everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
    Will Rogers, New York Times Aug. 31 1924
  • Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
    Will Rogers, New York TImes, Apr. 29, 1930
  • Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth.
    Will Rogers, 'Politics Getting Ready to Jell,' The Illiterate Digest, 1924
  • The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.
    Will Rogers, Illiterate Digest (1924), "Helping the Girls with their Income Taxes"
  • On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
    Will Rogers
  • Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
    Will Rogers

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