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Quotes by Bill Watterson, author of Calvin and Hobbes

Great Quotes > Bill Watterson, author of Calvin and Hobbes.

  • People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children.
    Bill Watterson

  • The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
    Bill Watterson

  • Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
    Bill Watterson (Calvin - "The Indispensable Calvin and Hobbes")

  • Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.
    Bill Watterson

  • Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.
    Bill Watterson (Calvin - "The Essential Calvin and Hobbes")

  • Why should I have to WORK for everything?! It's like saying I don't deserve it!
    Bill Watterson (Calvin - "There's Treasure Everywhere")

  • I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know.
    Bill Watterson (Calvin - "The Authoritative Calvin and Hobbes")

  • To make a bad day worse, spend it wishing for the impossible.
    Bill Watterson (Calvin - "It's a Magical World")

  • You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help.
    Bill Watterson (Calvin - It's a Magical World")

  • If you do the job badly enough, sometimes you don't get asked to do it again.
    Bill Watterson (Calvin - "Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat")

  • Reality continues to ruin my life.
    Bill Watterson (Calvin - "Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat")

  • Childhood is short, maturity is forever.
    Bill Watterson (Calvin - "The Indispensable Calvin and Hobbes")

  • Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
    Bill Watterson (Calvin - "Attack of the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons")

  • You know how people are. They only recognize greatness when some authority confirms it.
    Bill Watterson (Calvin - "Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat")

  • As far as I'm concerned, if something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 seconds, then it's probably not worth knowing anyway.
    Bill Watterson (Calvin - "The Indispensable Calvin and Hobbes")

Recommended Reading:

Yukon Ho!
Bill Watterson's expressive and creative artwork provides the perfect complement to the amusing script of possibilities experienced by this terrific twosome.

The Calvin and Hobbes Tenth Anniversary Book
Now that Bill Watterson has retired from drawing syndicated cartoons, the only way to get our Calvin and Hobbes fixes is through his book collections. The 10th Anniversary Book is particularly notable, because in addition to getting some of his most wonderful cartoons, we also gain a sense of Watterson as a person.

It's A Magical World: A Calvin and Hobbes Collection
The final collection of comic strips from the enormously popular, syndicated series, which ran in daily newspapers until 1996, includes full-color Sunday strips following the adventures of the inimitable boy and his stuffed tiger.

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