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• A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.
  Mark Twain

• Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
  Mark Twain

• A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
  Mark Twain

• A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody has read.
  Mark Twain

• All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.
  Mark Twain

• Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
  Mark Twain

• A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
  Mark Twain

• Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
  Mark Twain

• Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear.
  Mark Twain

• Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
  Mark Twain

Recommended Reading:

The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn
Mark Twain's classic novel, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, tells the story of a teenaged misfit who finds himself floating on a raft down the Mississippi River with an escaping slave, Jim. In the course of their perilous journey, Huck and Jim meet adventure, danger, and a cast of characters

The Quotable Mark Twain: His Essential Aphorisms, Witticisms, & Concise Opinions
More than 1,800 of Mark Twain's quotations, aphorisms, witticisms, and opinions, organized from A to Z, makes this collection a must-have for all Twain aficionados.

Mark Twain: Four Complete Novels: The Adventures of Tom Sawyer/the Adventures of Huckleberry Finn/the Prince and the Pauper/a Connecticut Yankee in
Foreword by Anne Ficklen. Terrific of the best of Twain includes his masterpieces--The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, Huckleberry Finn, The Prince and the Pauper, and A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court,--with his burlesque Autobiography and selections from Sketches.

Nurses' Station:"The idea for the Nurses' Station Catalog was conceived in 1989. After searching the marketplace in response to customer inquiries, it became obvious that there were no catalogs of this type serving the nursing profession. To be sure, there were several catalogs offering nurse's uniforms and a smattering of professional items. But there weren't any catalogs at the time offering a range of gifts, clothing, professional items, name badges, shoes and scrubs for nurses. It took two years of hard work to gather samples and put a together a catalog of the most unique and high-quality items for nurses. "
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