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Mark Twain Quotes

Great Quotes > Mark Twain.

  • A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.
    Mark Twain

  • Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
    Mark Twain

  • A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
    Mark Twain

  • A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody has read.
    Mark Twain

  • All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.
    Mark Twain

  • Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more.
    Mark Twain

  • A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
    Mark Twain

  • Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
    Mark Twain

  • Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear.
    Mark Twain

  • Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
    Mark Twain


Recommended Reading:

The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn
Mark Twain's classic novel, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, tells the story of a teenaged misfit who finds himself floating on a raft down the Mississippi River with an escaping slave, Jim. In the course of their perilous journey, Huck and Jim meet adventure, danger, and a cast of characters

The Quotable Mark Twain: His Essential Aphorisms, Witticisms, & Concise Opinions
More than 1,800 of Mark Twain's quotations, aphorisms, witticisms, and opinions, organized from A to Z, makes this collection a must-have for all Twain aficionados.

Mark Twain: Four Complete Novels: The Adventures of Tom Sawyer/the Adventures of Huckleberry Finn/the Prince and the Pauper/a Connecticut Yankee in
Foreword by Anne Ficklen. Terrific of the best of Twain includes his masterpieces--The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, Huckleberry Finn, The Prince and the Pauper, and A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court,--with his burlesque Autobiography and selections from Sketches.


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