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• A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
  Groucho Marx

• Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
  Groucho Marx

• He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you -- he really is an idiot.
  Groucho Marx

• I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
  Groucho Marx

• I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
  Groucho Marx

• I must say that I find television very educational.
  The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a book.
  Groucho Marx

• I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
  Groucho Marx

• I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
  Groucho Marx

• I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
  Groucho Marx

• I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
  Groucho Marx

• Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
  Groucho Marx

• One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas.
  How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
  Groucho Marx

• Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
  Groucho Marx

• Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies.
  Groucho Marx

• Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
  Groucho Marx

World According To Groucho Marx
A humorous and intriguing glimpse of the remarkable life of one of the world's most famous comedians, combining fascinating biographical facts with a selection of his witty and forthright quotations

Groucho and Me
The one, the only Groucho here offers his own life story, which, of course, includes his famous brothers (LJ 10/15/58). Though filled with laughs throughout, the book reveals the struggle of the Marxes to break from the poverty of New York's East Side to achieve success and stardom.

The Essential Groucho: Writings By, For, and About Groucho Marx
by Groucho Marx, Stefan Kanfer (Editor)

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