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Quotes by Albert Einstein

Great Quotes > Albert Einstein.

  • A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death.

  • Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.

  • Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.

  • Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school.

  • Few are those who see with their own eyes and feel with their own hearts.

  • Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.

  • I don't know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.

  • I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.

  • If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut.

  • If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants.

  • If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.

  • If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it?

  • Imagination is more important than knowledge.

  • In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.

  • It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.

  • It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.

  • Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.

  • Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

  • Peace cannot be achieved through violence, it can only be attained through understanding.

  • No, this trick won't work...
    How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love?

  • One of the strongest motives that lead men to art and science is escape from everyday life with its painful crudity and hopeless dreariness, from the fetters of one's own ever-shifting desires.

  • Problems cannot be solved at the same level of awareness that created them.

  • Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour.
    Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.

  • Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.

  • Science is a wonderful thing if one does not have to earn one's living at it.

  • Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing.

Recommended Reading:

E=mc2: A Biography of the World's Most Famous Equation
E=mc2. Just about everyone has at least heard of Albert Einstein's formulation of 1905, which came into the world as something of an afterthought. But far fewer can explain his insightful linkage of energy to mass. David Bodanis offers an easily grasped gloss on the equation.

Ideas and Opinions
A new edition of the most definitive collection of Albert Einstein's popular writings, gathered under the supervision of Einstein himself. The selections range from his earliest days as a theoretical physicist to his death in 1955; from such subjects as relativity, nuclear war or peace, and religion.

The Expanded Quotable Einstein
The Expanded Quotable Einstein includes about 375 new quotations and covers topics that have recently appeared in the media--such as the most current research on Einstein's brain, the possible collaboration of his wife Mileva in his work, and the newly discovered love letters that Einstein sent to an alleged Soviet spy.. Finally, the new appendix contains an account of the editor's personal peek into the FBI's Einstein file and shows us Einstein's famous letter to President Franklin D. Roosevelt, which ushered in the atomic age in the United States.

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