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- I looked up the word "politics" in the dictionary, and it's actually a combination of two words; "poli," which means many, and "tics," which means "blood-suckers."
- The Teamster's Union is broke. Things are so bad, they may have to lay off 100 congressmen.
- John Hinkley is the guy who shot President Reagan. he recently asked the court for more freedom. He says he wants twelve hours a month of unsupervised time. Twelve hours a month to himself. hey, even married guys don't get that.
- There is a penalty for trying to knock down a cockpit door, but it's the people who try to go from coach to 1st class they really beat up.
- The Supreme Court has ruled they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
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Last Updated April 1, 2013
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