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- "Don't worry about senility," my grandfather used to say. "When it hits you, you won't know it."
- Men and women belong to different species, and communication between them is a science still in its infancy.
- Gray hair is God's graffiti.
- The heart of marriage is memories.
- A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones who need the advice.
- Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
- The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet.
- Fathers are the geniuses of the house because only a person as intelligent as we could fake such stupidity. Think about your father: He doesn't know where anything is. You ask him to do something, he messes it up, and your mother sends you: "Go down and see what your father's doing before he blows up the house." He's a genius at work because he doesn't want to do it, and knows someone will be coming soon to stop him.
- In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
- A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
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Last Updated April 1, 2013
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