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We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.
The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing.
I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.
Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points they almost always win.
This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother.
Half this game is ninety percent mental.
Moses Kiptanui - the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago.
I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious.
The racecourse is as level as a billiard ball.
If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.
For those of you watching in black and white, Spurs are in the all- yellow strip.
There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class.
Of course, we have to give the Spokes persons and Government Officials their own section.
Question: "If you could live forever, would you and why?"
Smoking kills, and if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
I don't intend for this to take on a political tone. I'm just here for the drugs.
I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
Outside of the killings, Washington DC has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
The police are not here to create disorder. They're here to preserve disorder.
The streets are safe in Philadelphia, it's only the people that make them unsafe.
China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese.
Dan Quayle deserves his own section.
What a waste it is to lose one's mind or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is."
I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix.
Most women do not want to be liberated from their essential natures as women.
I want to show you an optimistic sign that things are beginning to turn around.
This isn't a man who is leaving with his head between his legs.
All of the Rest of "Did They Really Say That?"
There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane Either
you have diarrhea, or you're eager to meet people who do.
I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, 'Thyroid
There is certainly more in the future now than back in 1964.
It is bad luck to be superstitious.
Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.
Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana ... The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't remember what they are.
Sure the body count in this movie bothers me, but what are you gonna do? It's what everybody likes. At least its not an awful body count--it's a fun body count.
We apologise for the error in last week's paper in which we stated that Mr Arnold Dogbody was a defective in the police force. We meant, of course, that Mr Dogbody is a detective in the police farce.
We're overpaying him but he's worth It..
If you don't disagree with me, how will I know I'm right?
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Last Updated April 1, 2013
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