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• "I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you."

• A motivational sign at work:
  The beatings will continue until morale improves. 

• A direct quote from the Boss: 
  "We passed over a lot of good people to get the ones we hired."

• My Boss frequently gets lost in thought. That's because it's unfamiliar territory.

• My Boss said to me, "What you see as a glass ceiling, I see as a protective barrier."

• My Boss needs a surge protector. That way his mouth would be buffered from surprise spikes in his brain.

• He's given automobile accident victims new hope for recovery. He walks, talks and performs rudimentary tasks, all without the benefit of a SPINE.

• Some people climb the ladder of success. My Boss walked under it.

• Quote from the Boss after overriding the decision of a task force he created to find a solution:
  " I'm sorry if I ever gave you the impression your input would have any effect on my decision for the outcome of this project!"

• HR Manager to job candidate:
  "I see you've had no computer training. Although that qualifies you for upper management, it means you're under-qualified for our entry level positions."

• Quote from telephone inquiry:
  "We're only hiring one summer intern this year and we won't start interviewing candidates for that position until the Boss' daughter finishes her summer classes.

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Nurses' Station:"The idea for the Nurses' Station Catalog was conceived in 1989. After searching the marketplace in response to customer inquiries, it became obvious that there were no catalogs of this type serving the nursing profession. To be sure, there were several catalogs offering nurse's uniforms and a smattering of professional items. But there weren't any catalogs at the time offering a range of gifts, clothing, professional items, name badges, shoes and scrubs for nurses. It took two years of hard work to gather samples and put a together a catalog of the most unique and high-quality items for nurses. "
Nurses Station P.O. Box 388 Centerbrook, CT 06409-03881

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