Jokes 'N Jokes
Words of Wisdom and Observations on Life

• Men and women will act rationally when all other possibilities have been exhausted.

• Life is what happens to you while you are making other plans.

• People will accept your idea more readily, if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first.

• Never go to bed with anyone crazier than you.

• A person is as big as the things that make him angry.

• In every organization there will be one person who knows what is going on....This person must be fired.

• Everything depends.

• For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.

• All things being equal, a fat person uses more soap than a thin person.

• Remember, pain is nature's way of reminding you who's in charge.

• You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.

• If you love what you do you'll never work another day in your life.

• The best angle from which to approach any problem is the try-angle.

• Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

• Common sense is not that common.

• When all else fails, read the instructions.

• Misery no longer loves company.  Nowadays, it insists on it.

• If the facts do not conform to the theory, they must be discarded.

• Observation: It is a mistake to allow any mechanical object to realize that you are in a hurry.

• Observation: I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.

• Observation: The user does not know what he wants until he sees what he gets.

• Observation: Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

• Observation: Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value.

• Observation: When you are over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.

• Observation: A carelessly planned project will take three times longer to complete than expected; a carefully planned project will take only twice as long.

• Budgets help you worry before you spend money, as well as, afterward.

• Grandma Always Said...: The Little Book of Farm Country Wisdom
  by Pearl Hummerding
• Quotable Quotes: Wit and Wisdom for All Occasions from America's Most Popular Magazine
  by Reader's Digest
• George W. Bushisms : The Slate Book of The Accidental Wit and Wisdom of our 43rd President
  by Jacob Weisberg
• Give It Some Thought: Quotes to Remember, Questions to Ponder
  by Bret Nicholaus, Paul Lowrie

Gifts:
Allheart.com:"Nursing Uniforms is our specialty. AllHeart.com offers Medical Uniforms and Scrubs, Stethoscopes, Diagnostic Tools, Blood Pressure Devices and more at EveryDay Low Prices. Scrubs for men and women are our bread and butter. AllHeart.com's senior management includes over 90 years of experience in pharmaceuticals, health care, retail, manufacturing, and catalog merchandising industries. AllHeart.com also offers a Free 30 Day Walk and Wear Return Policy to ensure customer satisfaction."

Nurses' Station:"The idea for the Nurses' Station Catalog was conceived in 1989. After searching the marketplace in response to customer inquiries, it became obvious that there were no catalogs of this type serving the nursing profession. To be sure, there were several catalogs offering nurse's uniforms and a smattering of professional items. But there weren't any catalogs at the time offering a range of gifts, clothing, professional items, name badges, shoes and scrubs for nurses. It took two years of hard work to gather samples and put a together a catalog of the most unique and high-quality items for nurses. "
Nurses Station P.O. Box 388 Centerbrook, CT 06409-03881

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