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Wit and Wisdom Jokes > Confucius Say ....No...it's not spelled Confucious Say.... But be that as it may, we have plenty of humorous Confucius Say.... Jokes. Enjoy them.

  • Man who behaves like an ass will be the butt of those who crack jokes.

  • Marriage is like game of poker.  You start with pair and end with full house.

  • Man who run behind car get exhausted.

  • Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

  • Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

  • Man with one chopstick go hungry.

  • He who thinks only of number one must remember this number is next to nothing

  • Man who farts in church sits in his own pew!

  • Hole happy, whole body happy.

  • He who stands on toilet, is high on pot.

  • He who makes love in grass, gets piece on earth.

  • Wash your face in the morning, neck at night.

  • He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons.

  • Elevator smell different to midget.

  • Work to become, not to acquire.

  • A bird in hand makes hard to blow nose.

  • Man who put head on Railroad track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache.

  • Man who tell one too many light bulb jokes will soon burn out!

  • Don't drink and park, accidents cause people.

  • War does not determine who's right, war determines who's left.

  • Those who quote me are fools.

  • Confucius say too damn much.

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