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Wit and Wisdom Jokes > Confucius Say ....No...it's not spelled Confucious Say.... But be that as it may, we have plenty of humorous Confucius Say.... Jokes. Enjoy them.


Confucius Say...

  • Grease monkey who go to bed without bathing wake up oily in the morning.
    Thank you to Gary Oaksford for this contribution.

  • Man who run in front of car get tired.

  • Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

  • Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk.

  • War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.

  • Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

  • Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

  • It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.

  • Man who drive like hell bound to get there.

  • Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

  • Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.

  • Don't eat the snow where the huskies go!

  • Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have!

  • Man who lose key to apartment not get new key.

  • He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise.

  • Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.

  • Man who sit on tack get point!

  • Man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion!


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