Jokes 'N Jokes
Confucius Say ....

• Grease monkey who go to bed without bathing wake up oily in the morning.
  Thank you to Gary Oaksford for this contribution.

• Man who run in front of car get tired.

• Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

• Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk.

• War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.

• Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

• Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

• It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.

• Man who drive like hell bound to get there.

• Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

• Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.

• Don't eat the snow where the huskies go!

• Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have!

• Man who lose key to apartment not get new key.

• He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise.

• Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.

• Man who sit on tack get point!

• Man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion!

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