Jokes 'N Jokes
Wrestling Jokes

• On your resume you write "I'm the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be"

• You call a beer by your name

• Instead of hugging relatives you give them bear hugs & mandible claws

• You begin to shake someone's hand in public, but then hesistate to look for the crowd's response

• You tell your significant other, "Not tonight, I'm watching RAW"

• Every time you sit down a table you consider how easily it might break if you were to moonsault it

• You get in fights with people who say wrestling is fake.

• On a job application, you state your residence as "parts unknown"

• After you beat someone up, you spray paint their back

• You clothesline people in the supermarket for no real reason.

• You elbow smash your dog & turn him/her over for the three count

• You do heel turns on your best friends for no reason

• You don't understand why there are wars when a steel-cage/grudge match would settle everything.

• Instead of reading a bedtime story to your kids, you put them in a sleeper.

• Instead of punishing your kids by grounding them, you threaten them with stunners, choke slams & tombstones

• When your king-size bed has ropes and turnbuckles surrounding it.

• You get fired from work then show up the next day wearing a mask.

• You are refereeing a sporting event and just as someone is cheating you turn your head.

• Your boss fires you and you come back to work and challenge him to a no-holds barred steel-cage wrestling match.

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