Jokes 'N Jokes
Fishing Jokes

Why fishing is better than making love

• When you go fishing and you catch something, that's good.
  If you're making love and you catch something, that's bad.

• Fish don't compare you to other fishermen neither.
  And don't want to know how many other fish you caught.

• In fishing you lie about the one that got away.
  In loving you lie about the one you caught.

• You can catch and release a fish. You don't have to lie, and promise to still be friends after you let it go.

• You don't necessarily have to change your line to keep catching fish.

• You can catch a fish on a 20-cent frozen squid.
  If you want to catch a woman you're talking dinner and a movie minimum.

• Fish don't mind if you fall asleep in the middle of fishing.
  

Gone Fishing

An Irish priest loved to fly fish, it was an obsession of his. So far this year the weather had been so bad that he hadn't had a chance to get his beloved wadders on and his favorite flies out of their box.

Strangly though, every Sunday the weather had been good, but of course Sunday is the day he has to go to work.

The weather forcast was good again for the coming Sunday so he called a fellow priest claiming to have lost his voice and be in bed with the flu. He asked him to take over his sermon.

The fly fishing priest drove fifty miles to a river near the coast so that no one would recognise him. An angel up in Heaven was keeping watch and saw what the priest was doing. He told God who agreed that he would do something about it.

With the first cast of his line a huge fish mouth gulped down the fly. For over an hour the priest ran up and down the river bank fighting the fish. At the end when he finally landed the monster size fish it turned out to be a world record Salmon.

Confused the angel asked God, "Why did you let him catch that huge fish? I thought you were going to teach him a lesson."

God replied "I did. Who do you think he's going to tell?"

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