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Science Jokes > Astronomy Jokes.  
These jokes are for all those great Astronomers out there. Read and hopefully enjoy. If you have some that you especially like and you don't see it here. Drop us an email.




It is not conclusive yet, but the NASA believes the Mars Pathfinder has found proof of life on Mars.
The CD player was stolen.

New restaurant on the moon.
Great food, no atmosphere.


How do Astronomers do it?

Astronauts do it above the atmosphere.
Astronomers do it all night.
Astronomers do it cosmologically.
Astronomers do it ellyptically.
Astronomers do it hyperbolically.
Astronomers do it in voids.
Astronomers do it in X-ways.
Astronomers do it orbitally.
Astronomers do it parabolically.
Astronomers do it spectroscopically.
Astronomers do it meteorically.
Astronomers do it on mountain tops.
Astronomers do it in clusters.
Astronomers do it telescopically.
Astronomers do it under the stars.
Astronomers do it with Uranus.
Astronomers do it with young stars.
Astronomers do it universally.
Astronomers do it variably.
Astronomers do it while gazing at Uranus.
Astronomers do it in nebulae.
Astronomers do it in the dark.
Astronomers do it with lenses.
Astronomers do it with long tubes.
Astronomers do it with mirrors.
Astronomers do it with sextants.
Astronomers do it with stars.



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