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  • Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that won't freeze ? 
    Pupil: Hot water !

  • Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28 days ?
    Pupil: All of them !

  • Why was the head teacher worried ?
    Because there were so many rulers in the school !

  • Teacher: I told you to stand at the end of the line ?
    Pupil: I tried, but there was someone already there !

  • Teacher: If I bought a hundred current buns for a dollar, what would each bun be ?
    Pupil: Stale !

  • Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow ?
    Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass !

  • Teacher: What is "can't" short for ?
    Pupil: Can not miss.

  • Teacher: and what is "don't" short for
    Pupil: Doughnut !

  • Teacher: Can anyone tell me what the Dog Star is ?
    Pupil: Lassie !

  • Teacher: In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia ?
    Pupil: Holding up the telegraph lines !

  • Teacher: Why are you standing on your head ?
    Pupil: I'm just turning over things in my mind, sir !

  • Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it ?
    Pupil: I don't know teacher. What will you give me ?


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