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Riddles and Riddles

It cannot be seen, it cannot be felt,
Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt,
Lies behind stars and under hills,
And empty holes it fills.
Comes first follows after,
Ends life kills laughter.

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In the marble walls as white as milk,
Lined with skin as soft as silk,
Within a fountain crystal clear,
A golden apple does appear.
No doors are there to this stronghold
Yet thieves break in and steal the gold.

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Two words is my answer. In order to keep me, you have to give me. What am I?

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A cowboy rides into town on Friday, stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How did he do it?

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A man went to the hardware store to buy items for his house.

1 would cost $.25
12 would cost $.50
122 would cost $.75

When he left the store he had spent $.75, what did he buy?

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When you went into the woods you got me.
You hated me yet you wanted to find me.
You went home with me cause you couldn't find me
What was it?

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A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?

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A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?

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Who bought it doesn't need it
Who needs it didn't buy it
Who ever sees it makes them cry
What am I?

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Toss me out of the window,
You'll find a grieving wife,
Pull me back but through the door, and
Watch someone give life!
What am I?

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A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, "That's nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no types of equipment or air pockets!" The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money.
Can you figure out how?

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Last Updated September 18, 2011

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