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Two
Guys From Detroit
Two
guys from Detroit, Michigan die and wake up in
hell. The next day, the devil stops to check on them
and sees them dressed in parkas, mittens and
bomber hats, warming themselves around the fire.
The
devil asks them, "What are you doing? Isn't it
hot enough for you?"
The
two guys reply, "Well, you know, we're from Michigan,
the land of ice and snow and cold. We're just
happy for a chance to warm up a bit, you know."
The
devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough
and turns up the heat. The next morning, he
stops by again and there they are, still dressed in
their parkas, mittens and hats.
The
devil asks them again, "It's awfully hot down here, can't
you guys feel that?"
Again,
the guys reply, "Well, like we told you yesterday, we're
from Michigan, the land of ice and snow and cold. We're
just happy to warm up a little bit, you know."
The
devil gets a little steamed up and he decides to fix the
two guys. He cranks the heat up as high as it will go. The
people are wailing and screaming everywhere. He stops
by the room with the two guys from Detroit and finds them
in light jackets and hats, grilling sausage and drinking beer.
The
devil is astonished. "Everyone down here is in abject misery
, and you seem to be enjoying yourselves."
The
two Michiganders reply, "Well, ya know, we don't get
too much warm weather up there in Detroit, we've just got
to have a cookout when the weather is this nice."
The
devil is absolutely furious, he can hardly see straight. Finally,
he comes up with an answer. These two love the heat
because they have been cold all their lives. He decides
to turn all the heat in hell off.
The
next morning, the temperature is below zero, icicles are
hanging everywhere, the people are shivering so bad, they
are unable to wail, moan or gnash their teeth.
The
devil smiles and heads for the room with the 2 Michiganders.
He finds them back in their parkas, mittens and
hats. They are jumping up and down and cheering.
The
devil was dumbfounded. "I don't understand. When I turn
the heat up, you're happy. Now it's freezing cold, and
you're happy. What is wrong with you two?"
The
Michiganders look at the devil in surprise. "Well, don't
ya know - if hell froze over, that must mean. The
Lions won the Super Bowl!"
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