Jokes 'N Jokes
Profession Jokes
Waiter Waiter Jokes

The Dailies
Cartoons!!
Jokes
Inspirations
Motivationals
Spirtual Wisdom

Funny Pics
Inspirations
The Quotes
Trivia
Newsletters
Humor Links
Site Search

Shopping

Wacky Shop
BuyCostumes.com
TV Video Store
Music Store
Book Store
Shoe Stores

Uniforms
Allheart.com
Nurses' Station

Continuing Education (C.E.U.'s)

Matchmaking
Jobs ! Jobs !

• Waiter,  I'll have some lamb chops and make them lean.
  Forward or backward, sir?
• Waiter, what do you call this?
  Cottage pie, sir.
  Well, I've just bitten on a piece of the door.
• Waiter, what do you call this?
  That's been soup, sir.
  I don't care what it's been, what is it now?
• Waiter, I'll have the pie, please.
  Anything with it, sir?
  If it's anything like last time I'd better have a hammer and chisel.
• Waiter, I'll have my bill now.
  How did you find your steak, sir?
  Oh, I just move the potato and there it was.
• Waiter, is this a fly in my soup?
  Quite possibly, sir. The chef used to be a tailor.
  
• Waiter, is this a hair in my soup?
  Why, of course sir. That's rabbit stew!
• Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
  Couldn't be, sir. The cook used them all in the raisin bread.
• Waiter, there is a fly in my soup.
  Sorry sir, maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three.
• I had lunch in a Chinese restaurant the other day, but the chicken was terrible. So I called the waiter over and I said, "This chicken is rubbery."
  And the waiter said, "Thank you berry much!"
  
• Waiter, Bring me a crocodile sandwich, and make it snappy!
  
• A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour.
  Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry. So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn't throw out the pest.
  "Oh I don't care." said the waiter with a smile. "We don't even have an air conditioner."
• Waiter: Tea or coffee, gentlemen?
  1st customer: I'll have tea.
  2nd customer: Me, too. And be sure the glass is clean!
  (Waiter exits, returns)
  Waiter: Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?