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The Execution A Jesuit psychiatrist, a holistic therapist, and a clinical social worker were caught up in an political/social action demonstration in a hostile Caribbean island nation run by a dictator which was once a Colonial possession of France. The three were sentenced to death by the guillotine. The Jesuit psychiatrist was chosen to be beheaded first. He asked that he lie face up so that he could look to the heavens and to God when he was beheaded. The executioner raised the blade as high as it went, then let it go. The blade stopped a few inches from his neck. The dictator's guards believed that this was an omen from God, and let the psychiatrist go free. The holistic therapist asked that he be beheaded face down, so that he could see mother earth so he could see at his last breath the source of all of his healing remedies. The executioner raised the blade as high as it went, then let it go. The blade stopped a few inches from his neck. The dictator's guards believed that this was an omen from Mother Earth, and let the therapist go free. When it came time for the clinical social worker to be beheaded, he said to the executioner, "I believe that I could help you with the problem of that dysfunctional blade -- use a little oil, and don't pull the blade all the way to the top! I'm sure i t would work better that way!"
Hear about the social work firing squad? They stood in a circle.
How come they bury Social Workers 300 feet in the ground? Deep down they are really good people.
In a perfect world, what question would a social worker ask of clients? "Do you want fries with that?"
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