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The Mugger and the Social Worker A social worker is facing a mugger with a gun. "Your money or your life!" says the mugger. "I'm sorry," the social worker, answers, "I am a social worker, so I have no money and no life."
How many social workers does it take to change a light bulb? -- The light bulb doesn't need changing, it's the system that needs to change. -- None. Social workers never change anything. -- None. The light bulb is not burnt out, it's just differently lit. -- None. They set up a team to write a paper on coping with darkness. -- None. It's not in our budget. -- None. It is no longer a reimbursable activity. You must first define the measurable outcome you are trying to achieve and get approval from the Community Mental Health Board. -- One. Can't really tell you why, it just feels right. -- One. But you need letters of support from community social service agencies. -- Three. One to do the work, one to share the experience, and one to supervise and make sure that professional work is done. -- Five. One to screw it in, three to form the support group, and one to help with placement
How many Recovered Memory Therapists does it take to change a light bulb?
Should light bulb changers spend a lot of time and energy defending their profession?
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