| Welcome to the Jokes N Jokes.Net |
|
Jokes 'N Jokes
|
|
Joke Categories Daily Joke Animals Bar Jokes General Healthcare Kids Lists Top 10 Men vs Women Obnoxious Insult Political Politically Incorrect Professions Religion School Science Sports Transportation Wisdom Work Place
The Dailies
Funny Pics
Shopping
Wacky Shop
Uniforms
Continuing Education (C.E.U.'s)
Travel |
Profession Jokes > Attorney and Lawyer Jokes
A Lawyer Goes to Heaven....Yea Right. A lawyer dies and goes to heaven. Once he reaches the pearly gates, St. Peter approaches him and says, "Oh, its you. Follow me." At that a white limousine pulled up. The lawyer stepped in and they sped off. On the way the lawyer stared out the window. First he saw someone that looked familiar. He said, "Hey, isn't that St. Jerome?" St. Peter replied, "Yes, that is." The lawyer was puzzled by the living conditions. He was living in a pup tent and traveling around on a bike. They pulled up to a white mansion with a staff of twenty and anything to entertain himself that he wanted. St. Peter said to him, "Are there any questions you have for me before you are left to your eternity?" "Yes!" said the lawyer. "Why do the saints live in such terrible conditions and mine are so great?" Saint Peter replied, "We have had hundreds of saints but you're our first lawyer"More Attorney and Lawyer Jokes ==> Page 1 2 3 4 5 Gifts: Allheart.com: "Nursing Uniforms is our specialty. AllHeart.com offers Medical Uniforms and Scrubs, Stethoscopes, Diagnostic Tools, Blood Pressure Devices and more at EveryDay Low Prices. Scrubs for men and women are our bread and butter. AllHeart.com's senior management includes over 90 years of experience in pharmaceuticals, health care, retail, manufacturing, and catalog merchandising industries. AllHeart.com also offers a Free 30 Day Walk and Wear Return Policy to ensure customer satisfaction."
Nurses' Station:"The idea for the Nurses'
Station Catalog was conceived in 1989. After searching the
marketplace in response to customer inquiries, it became obvious
that there were no catalogs of this type serving the nursing
profession. To be sure, there were several catalogs offering
nurse's uniforms and a smattering of professional items. But
there weren't any catalogs at the time offering a range of gifts,
clothing, professional items, name badges, shoes and scrubs for
nurses. It took two years of hard work to gather samples and put
a together a catalog of the most unique and high-quality items
for nurses. " Search the Web: Jokes , Free Stuff , Gags and Pranks , Magic , Pharmacy , Weight Loss Visit these Stores and Information Sites JNJ's Department Store JNJ's Book Store JNJ's Music Store JNJ's Health and Personal Care Store JNJ's Electronics Store JNJ's Sports and Outdoor Store JNJ's Toys and Games Store Article Directory BMW Information Would You Like to Receive Great Jokes in
the Mail? Try Our Newsletters !!
Newsletters | Copyright Notice | Contact Us |