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You Might Be A Liberal If...

• You think people who make above minimum wage are rich and should be taxed at 90 percent.
• Upon hearing that President Clinton committed a rape and murder as part of Whitewater, you replied, "So what?"
• You blame the Republicans for rainy weather.
• You think Hillary Clinton is, "A babe."
• You think George Stephenapolis is, "A hunk."
• You paid $500,000.00 for a beer keg once used by John F. Kennedy.
• You protested American intervention in Vietnam, but support American intervention in Haiti, Somalia, and Bosnia.
• If the years 1966 through 1974 are vague memories because of the effects of drug abuse.
• You are not shocked when someone says "F---" but are profoundly shocked when someone says "N----".
• You think Newt Gingrich should be dipped in gravy train and fed to a pack of ravenous poodles.
• You think that a naval aircraft carrier should be named after George McGovern, but then you remember that one aircraft carrier could feed a million starving children for a year.
• Upon hearing of anything bad that has happened, the first thing you think should be done is that the oil companies should be investigated.
• You are against sexual harassment except when committed by Senator Kennedy.
• You think heterosexual love is a male chauvinist plot to oppress women.
• You think Al Franken is actually funny, but Rush Limbaugh is not.
• You ever proposed that cockroaches should be placed on the endangered species list.
• You ever drove to an Earth Day rally in a Lincoln Towncar, or a Ferrari.
• You object to little old ladies wearing fur, but not big, mean bikers  wearing leather.
• You once referred to President Reagan as "that man in the White House."
• You think that the Unabomber "has a point."
• You think that Doctors should be made into government bureaucrats, but that lawyers should not.
• You cried out, "Where did I go wrong!" when your son or daughter joined the Marine Corps.
• You've felt compelled to buy the child rearing book entitled, "How to get your Children to Say No in the 90s When You Said Yes in the 60s."
• You think O.J. is actually innocent, but that Bernard Goetz is not.
• You don't go into a fit of rage when Barney is on TV.
  Or Pat Schroeder
  Or David Bonior.
• You are against prayer in public schools, even before math tests.

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