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The Baseball Game The President and Mrs. Clinton are in the front row at a Yankees game. The row behind them is taken up with Secret Service agents, one of whom leans over and whispers something into the President's ear. As soon as he finishes, Mr. Clinton grabs Hillary by the scruff of the neck and heaves her over the railing. Hillary falls 10 feet to the top of the dugout, kicking and screaming obscenities. The Secret Service agent leans over again and whispers, "Mr. President, I said, they want you to throw out the first PITCH!"Dear Aunt Blabby: My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but he has cheated our entire marriage. He is a good provider and has many friends and supporters. They know he is a lying cheat but they just avoid the issue. He is a hard worker but many of his co-workers are leery of him. Every time he gets caught, he denies it all. Then he admits that he was wrong and begs me to forgive him. This has been going on for so long, I don't know what to do. -- Frustrated Dear Frustrated: You should dump him. Now that you are a New York senator, you don't need him anymore. More Political Jokes ==> Page 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 Search the Web: Jokes , Free Stuff , Gags and Pranks , Magic , Pharmacy , Weight Loss Visit these Stores and Information Sites JNJ's Department Store JNJ's Book Store JNJ's Music Store JNJ's Health and Personal Care Store JNJ's Electronics Store JNJ's Sports and Outdoor Store JNJ's Toys and Games Store BMW Information Would You Like to Receive Great Jokes in
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