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A Yankee's Translation of the Southern's Vocabulary We provide this translation of the Southern's vocabulary in an attempt to teach them Yankees how to talk rightly. Ah - The things you see with. Aig - Which came first, the chicken or the aig? Arn - An electrical instrument used to remove wrinkles from clothing. Ay-rab - The people who inhabit much of North Africa. Bawl - What water does. Bidness - The art of selling something for more than you paid for it. Bobbycue - A delectable Southern sandwich of chopped pork, cole slaw, and a fiery sauce. Bud - Small feathered creature that flies. Cheer - A piece of furniture used for sitting. Chekatawfarya - Heard at service stations in small Southern towns. Co-Cola - Soft drink. Crine - Weeping. Dawfins - Name of the professional football team in Miami. Daints - A more or less formal event in which members of the opposite sex hold each other and move rhythmically to the south of music. Doc - A condition caused by the absence of light. Etlanna - The city General Sherman burned during the war for Southern independence. Everthang - All-encompassing. Far - A state of combustion that produces heat and light. Foller - Spies and private detectives spend a lot of time doing this. Git - To acquire. Goff- A game played with clubs and a little white ball. Gull - A young female. Hale - Where General Sherman went for what he did to Etlanna. Heidi - noun. Greeting Hep - To aid or benefit. Hire Yew Idinit - "Mighty hot today, idinit?" Keer - To be concerned. Lieberry - A building containing thousands of literary works. Moanin - Between daybreak and noon. Motuhsickle - A two-wheeled missile with a powerful engine. Munts - The 12 units into which the calendar year is divided. Nawth - Any part of the country outside of the South. Nekkid - To be unclothed. Ovair - In that direction. Own - Instead of awf. Phrasin - Very cold. Pitcher - An image, either drawn or photographed. Sebmup - Soft drink similar to ginger ale. Show - "It show is hot today." Spearmint - Something scientist do. Stow - Place where things are sold. Tal - What you dry off with after you take a share. Tar - Round inflatable object that sometimes goes flat. Uhmukin - Someone who lives in the United States of Uhmurka. Zackly - Precisely
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