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• What do rednecks call duct tape?
  Chrome.

• What's the difference between a Yankee zoo and a Redneck zoo?
  On the cage in a Yankee zoo, it will have the name of the animal and the scientific name in Latin. A Southern zoo will have the name of the animal and a recipe.

• Did you hear about the redneck who passed away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow?
  She can't touch it till she's fourteen.

• What's the most popular pick up line in Arkansas?
  Nice tooth!

• Did you hear about the new 3 million dollar Arkansas State Lottery?
  The winner gets 3 dollars a year for a million years.

• What do a divorce in Arkansas, a tornado in Kansas and a hurricane in Florida have in common?
  Somebody is fixin' to lose them a house trailer.

• Why do folks from Arkansas go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?
  17 and under are not admitted.

• What do you get when you have 32 Arkansasians in the same room?
  A full set of teeth.

• Did you hear that the Governors mansion in Arkansas burned down?
  Almost took out the whole trailer park.

• A new law was recently passed in Arkansas.
  When a couple gets a divorce they're still brother and sister.

• How can you tell if a redneck is married?
  There is tobacco spit stains on both sides of his pickup truck.

• What's the difference between Virginia and West Virginia?
  In Virginia, Moosehead is a beer. In West Virginia it's a misdemeanor.

• Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in West Virginia to 32?
  It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools!

• What do they call "Hee Haw" in Arkansas?
  A documentary.

• What do they call it in Kentucky?
  "Life Styles of the Rich and Famous."

• How many rednecks does it take eat a 'possum?
  Two. One to eat, and one to watch for cars.

• Why did God invent armadillos?
  So that rednecks can have 'possum on the half shell.

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Nurses' Station:"The idea for the Nurses' Station Catalog was conceived in 1989. After searching the marketplace in response to customer inquiries, it became obvious that there were no catalogs of this type serving the nursing profession. To be sure, there were several catalogs offering nurse's uniforms and a smattering of professional items. But there weren't any catalogs at the time offering a range of gifts, clothing, professional items, name badges, shoes and scrubs for nurses. It took two years of hard work to gather samples and put a together a catalog of the most unique and high-quality items for nurses. "
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