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• Why do men like blonde jokes?
  Because they can understand them. 

• Why do blondes like lightning?
  They think someone is taking their picture.   

• Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
  Finger on chin-I don't know. Hits forehead-Oh I get it!

• How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?
  She has a checkbook.

• How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?
  There is a stamp on it.

• How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?
  She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.

• Why do blondes work seven days a week?
  So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

• Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
  You can park in the handicap zone.

• What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievement?
  An IN-body experience!

• What do you call 4 blondes lying on the ground?
  An air mattress.

• Why do blondes wear their hair up?
  To catch everything that goes over their heads. 

• How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
  Shine a flashlight in their ear.

• How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle?
  Shine a torch in her ears.

• How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer?
  There's white-out on the screen.

• How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer?
  There's writing on the white-out.

• Why don't blondes eat Jell-O?
  They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.

• What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress (reading her nametag) ?
  "Debbie...that's cute. What did you name the other one ?"

• What do you call two nuns and a blonde?
  Two tight ends and a wide receiver.

• Why did the blonde cross the road?
  Forget the road, what was she doing out of the bedroom!?
  OR:  I don't know.
  OR: Neither did she.