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• Why don't a blondes guts fall out of her twat when she stands?
  Because the vacuum in her head keeps them in place.

• What's the difference between having sex with a blonde and eating Jell-o?
  Jell-o wiggles when you eat it.

• Why was the blonde wearing her sunglasses?
  She was having sunny periods.

• A government study has shown that blondes do have more fun
  --- They just don't remember with whom.

• What do you call a blonde mother-in-law?
  An air bag.

• Why should you never take a blonde out for coffee?
  It's too hard to re-train them.

• What do blondes wear behind their ears to attract men?
  Their heels.

• How do you confuse a blonde?
  You don't. They're born that way.

• How did the blonde die drinking milk?
  The cow fell on her.

• How did the blonde burn her nose?
  Bobbing for French fries. 

• How can you tell when a blonde is wearing pantyhose?
  When she farts, her knees bag.

• What's the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?
  Marriage.

• How is a blonde like a frying pan?
  You have to get them hot before you put in the meat.

• How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
  Wave to her.

• How does a blonde measure his/her IQ?
  With a tire gauge!

• How does a blonde get pregnant?
  And I thought blondes were dumb!

• How does a blonde commit suicide?
  She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.

• How do you plant dope?
  Bury a blonde.

• Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?
  (With a rocking of the head from side to side) I dun no!

• How do you kill a blonde?
  Put spikes in their shoulder pads.

• Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
  She missed

• Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
  Because it said 'concentrate'.

• What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?
  A visitor.

• What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?
  An interpreter.