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- Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?
don't know the route.
did the blonde say when she knocked over the priceless Ming vase?
OK Daddy, I'm not hurt."
does a blonde think an innuendo is?
do blondes have little holes all over their faces?
eating with forks.
don't blondes double recipes?
oven doesn't go to 700 degrees.
don't blondes make good pharmacists?
can't get the bottle into the typewriter.
don't blondes call 911 in an emergency?
They can't remember the number.
She can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons.
do you call a blonde touching her toes?
A brunette with bad
does a blonde make best for dinner?
do you call five blondes at the bottom of the pool?
do you call an unmarried blonde in a BMW?
does a blonde owl say?
do you call a zit on a blonde's bum?
do you call a blonde with half a brain?
do blonde brain cells die?
do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!
didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
just dyed her hair.
just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.
should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
It takes too long to
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Last Updated April 1, 2013
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