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• Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?
  They don't know the route.

• What did the blonde say when she knocked over the priceless Ming vase?
  "It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt."

• What does a blonde think an innuendo is?
  An Italian suppository.

• Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?
  From eating with forks. 

• Why don't blondes double recipes?
  The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees.

• Why don't blondes make good pharmacists?
  They can't get the bottle into the typewriter.

• Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency?
  They can't remember the number.
  OR: She can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons.

• What do you call a blonde touching her toes?
  A brunette with bad breath

• What does a blonde make best for dinner?
  Reservations.

• What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the pool?
  Air bubbles.

• What do you call an unmarried blonde in a BMW?
  Divorcee'

• What does a blonde owl say?
  What, what?

• What do you call a zit on a blonde's bum?
  A brain tumor.

• What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
  Gifted!

• How do blonde brain cells die?
  Alone.

• What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
  Pregnant.

• What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
  Artificial intelligence.

• Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
  Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!

• Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
  She'd just dyed her hair.
  OR: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.

• Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
  It takes too long to retrain them.