Jokes 'N Jokes
Battle of the Sexes and Gender Jokes

• Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
  You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

• After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
  She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice." 

• Man is incomplete until he is married.
  Then he is finished.

• Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

• You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out with the boys on Wednesday nights, and so does she.

• I've got trouble with the wife again - she came into the bar looking for me and I asked for her number.

• The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature.
  The new theory is that men don't mature.
  So you might as well marry a younger one.

• The difference between marriage and death?
  Dead people are free.

• The days just before marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book

• Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.

• When a newly married man looks happy, we know why.
  But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

• There was this lover who said that he would go through hell for her.
  They got married, and now he is going through hell.

• There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married...and then it was too late!"

• Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
  * In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
  * In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
  * In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

• It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an eye-opener.

• A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.

• Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?
  Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.

• Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries.
  Father: That happens everywhere, son, everywhere!

• A husband is living proof that a wife can take a joke.

• Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.

• Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.

• Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.

• Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "rings":
  ** The Engagement Ring
  ** The Wedding Ring
  ** The Suffe-Ring
  ** The Endu-Ring

• First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
  Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
  

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