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Jokes > Men Jokes


  • Men are like....Animals
    Messy, insensitive and potentially violent, but occasionally make great pets.

  • Men are like.....Bank accounts.
    Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.

  • Men are like....Beer.
    The first sip is always bitter.
    No matter how many varieties you try, they are essentially the same; tasteless, full of bubbles, destabilize your metabolism and give you a headache, but somehow they linger and you either can't finish one or you can't get enough.

  • Men are like.....Bike helmets.
    Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

  • Men are like....Bras.
    They offer light, medium and complete support.
  • Men are like....Buses.
    They come every 15 minutes.

  • Men are like....Buses.
    They have spare tires and smell funny.

  • Men are like....Computers.
    And a smart woman keeps a backup.

  • Men are like.....Copiers.
    You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

  • Men are like.....Curling irons.
    They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.

  • Men are like.....Fires.
    They go out if unattended!

  • Men are like....Fine wine. They start out as grapes.
    It's our job to stomp them, and then keep them in the dark until they mature.
    And hopefully they'll turn out to be something we would like to have dinner with.

  • Men are like.....High heels.
    They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

  • Men are like.....Lava lamps.
    Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

  • Men are like.....Mascara.
    They usually run at the first sign of emotion

  • Men are like.....Mini skirts.
    If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.

  • Men are like....Oreos.
    Once you eat the cream they aren't good anymore!

  • Men are like.....Placemats.
    They only show up when there's food on the table

  • Men are like.....Recliners.
    You pull the lever and they lay back

  • Men are like....Teeth.
    You ignore them - you lose them.

  • Husbands are like....Children
    They're fine if they're someone else's.


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