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A traveling salesman was testifying in divorce proceedings against his wife. His attorney said, "Please describe the incident that first caused you to entertain suspiciouns regarding your wife's infidelity."
The salesman answered, "I'm on the road during the week so naturally when I am home on weekends, I particularly attentive to my wife. One Sunday morning we were in the middle of a heavy session of love-making when the old lady in the apartment next door pounded on the wall and yelled, 'Can't you at least stop all that racket on the weekend?'
A divorce court judge said to the husband, "Mr. Perry, I have reviewed this case very carefully and I've decided to give your wife $800 a week."
"That's very fair, your honor," he replied. "And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself."
A woman went to an attorney to ask about a divorce.
Divorce is having your genitals torn off through your wallet. [Robin Williams]
The happiest time of anyone's life is just after the first divorce. [J.K. Galbraith]
After 30 years of marriage, a husband said he wanted a divorce. His wife was stunned. "But Will," she pleaded, "how could you want to divorce me after all we've been through together? Remember how just after we met, you caught malaria and nearly died, but I looked after you. Then when your family was wiped out in a hurricane, I was there for you. then when you were falsely accursed of armed robbery, I stood by you. Then when you lost $50,000 on the horses, I sympathized. And when that fire destroyed your office, I comforted you. How could you leave me? We've been through so much."
"That's the problem, Jan. Face it, you're just bad luck."
Mrs. Wilson appeared before the judge in a divorce action.
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