Jokes 'N Jokes
You Might Be An Engineer If ...

•  buying flowers for your girlfriend or spending the money to upgrade your RAM is a moral dilemma.
•  everyone else on the Alaskan Cruise is on deck peering at the scenery, and you are still on a personal tour of the engine room.
•  the salespeople at Radio Shack can't answer any of your questions.
•  you are at an air show and know how fast the skydivers are falling.
•  you comment to your wife that her straight hair is nice and parallel.
•  you have ever saved the power cord from a broken appliance.
•  you know what http:// stands for.
•  you see a good design and still have to change it.
•  you spent more on your calculator than you did on your wedding ring.
•  you still own a slide rule and you know how to use it.
•  you think a pocket protector is a fashion accessory.
•  your laptop computer costs more than your car.
•  your wife hasn't the foggiest idea of what you do at work.
•  you've ever tried to repair a $5 radio.
•  you've already calculated how much you make per second.

• David Letterman's New Book of Top Ten Lists and Wedding Dress Patterns for the Husky Bride
  by David Letterman
• The Southerner's Book of Lists
  by Jim Erskine
• Rock and Roll's Most Wanted: The Top 10 Book of Lame Lyrics, Eregious Egos, and Other Oddities
  by Stuart Shea

Nurses' Station:"The idea for the Nurses' Station Catalog was conceived in 1989. After searching the marketplace in response to customer inquiries, it became obvious that there were no catalogs of this type serving the nursing profession. To be sure, there were several catalogs offering nurse's uniforms and a smattering of professional items. But there weren't any catalogs at the time offering a range of gifts, clothing, professional items, name badges, shoes and scrubs for nurses. It took two years of hard work to gather samples and put a together a catalog of the most unique and high-quality items for nurses. "
Nurses Station P.O. Box 388 Centerbrook, CT 06409-03881

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