Jokes 'N Jokes
You Might Be A Redneck Volunteer Fire Department If ...

•  your department has ever had two emergency vehicles pulled over for drag racing on the way to the scene.
•  you have naked lady mud flaps on your pumper.
•  your firehouse has wheels.
•  you've ever gotten back and found out you locked yourselves out of the firehouse.
•  Fire training consists of everyone standing around a fire gettin' drunk.
•  you've ever let a person's house burn down because they wouldn't let you hunt on their ground.
•  at least one vehicle in the firehouse still has decorations on it from the Halloween Parade and it's January.
•  your personnel vehicle has more lights on it than your house has lights in it.
•  you don't own a Dalmation, but you do have a coon dog named Sparky.
•  you've ever walked through a christmas display and came up with more than 3 new ideas for a light scheme for your truck.
•  your rescue truck can smoke the tires.
•  your department's name is misspelled on the equipment.
•  your engine had to be towed in the last Christmas Parade.
•  dispatch can't mention your name without laughing.
•  the local news crew won't put your department on TV because you embarassed them last time.
•  your defib consists of a pair of jumper cables, a marine battery, and a fish finder.
•  you've ever taken a girl on a date in a pumper.
•  your pumper has been on fire more times than it has been to a fire.
•  your pumper smokes more than the house fire.
•  the only time the trucks leave the station is on bingo night.

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