Jokes 'N Jokes
You Might Be A Nurse If ...

•  when using a public restroom, you wash your hands with soap for a full minute and turn off the faucets with your elbows. 
•  when you tell a man you meet for the first time you're a nurse, you're expected to laugh hysterically when he asks you for a sponge bath, as if it was the most original and wittiest thing you've ever heard. 
•  your favorite dream is the one where you leave a mess at a patient's bedside and tell a doctor to clean it up. 
•  men assume you must be great in bed because of the 9 billion porn movies about nurses. 
•  everyone, including complete strangers, tells you about each and every ache and pain they have. 
•  you want to put your foot through the TV screen every time you see a nurse on a soap opera doing nothing but talking on the phone and flirting with doctors. 
•  you can almost SEE the germs on doorknobs and telephones. 
•  you can watch the goriest movie and eat anything afterwards, even spaghetti with lots of tomato sauce. 
•  you use a plastic 30cc medicine cup for a shot glass.

• David Letterman's New Book of Top Ten Lists and Wedding Dress Patterns for the Husky Bride
  by David Letterman
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  by Jim Erskine
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  by Stuart Shea

Nurses' Station:"The idea for the Nurses' Station Catalog was conceived in 1989. After searching the marketplace in response to customer inquiries, it became obvious that there were no catalogs of this type serving the nursing profession. To be sure, there were several catalogs offering nurse's uniforms and a smattering of professional items. But there weren't any catalogs at the time offering a range of gifts, clothing, professional items, name badges, shoes and scrubs for nurses. It took two years of hard work to gather samples and put a together a catalog of the most unique and high-quality items for nurses. "
Nurses Station P.O. Box 388 Centerbrook, CT 06409-03881

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