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You Might Be a Nurse If ...

  •  when using a public restroom, you wash your hands with soap for a full minute and turn off the faucets with your elbows. 
  •  when you tell a man you meet for the first time you're a nurse, you're expected to laugh hysterically when he asks you for a sponge bath, as if it was the most original and wittiest thing you've ever heard. 
  •  your favorite dream is the one where you leave a mess at a patient's bedside and tell a doctor to clean it up. 
  •  men assume you must be great in bed because of the 9 billion porn movies about nurses. 
  •  everyone, including complete strangers, tells you about each and every ache and pain they have. 
  •  you want to put your foot through the TV screen every time you see a nurse on a soap opera doing nothing but talking on the phone and flirting with doctors. 
  •  you can almost SEE the germs on doorknobs and telephones. 
  •  you can watch the goriest movie and eat anything afterwards, even spaghetti with lots of tomato sauce. 
  •  you use a plastic 30cc medicine cup for a shot glass.
Used by permission - Copyright (1997,1999, 2000,2002, 2003, 2004)Michael Seaver, RN, EMT-P


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