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Might Be a Goth If ...
Christians accost you with pamphlets on the street frequently
the Count was your favorite Sesame Street character as a child
the shade of powder you wear is called "Sheet Of Paper"
you accost Christians with pamphlets on the street
you and your boyfriend fight over who gets to wear the fangs
you and your friends take lengthy drives to visit non-local graveyards
you are happy when no one has ever heard of your favorite band
you argue on whether Poppy Z. Brite or Anne Rice has the more realistic outlook on life
you buy $15 fishnets and rip them on purpose
you can't decide whether Morticia Addams or Lily Munster is prettier,
you fashion your eyeliner after a culture that's been dead over 2000
you go to Denny's at 5 in the morning and think, "These are my people"
you have seen "Nightmare before Christmas" more than seven times
you like to play dead in public
you own 16 or more Cleopatra c.d.'s
you own even 1 Projekt c.d.
you pay 6 bucks for cigarettes that match your outfit
you refer to others as "The Normals"
you refer to your age in mortal years
you spell Vampire either Vampyre or Vamphyre
you think dead flowers are prettier than live ones
you think of the hearse as a "family car"
you wake up still drunk at 3 in the afternoon with anonymous black
you wear long, velvet coats in the middle of summer
you were disappointed to find out that "American Gothic" is a portrait
your boyfriend complains that his ribs just don't stick out the way
your combat boots cost more than it takes to feed a third world child
your purse is large, square and metal
you've willingly undergone cosmetic dental surgery
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Last Updated April 1, 2013
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