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You Might Be a Goth If ...

  •  Christians accost you with pamphlets on the street frequently
  •  the Count was your favorite Sesame Street character as a child
  •  the shade of powder you wear is called "Sheet Of Paper"
  •  you accost Christians with pamphlets on the street
  •  you and your boyfriend fight over who gets to wear the fangs
  •  you and your friends take lengthy drives to visit non-local graveyards
  •  you are happy when no one has ever heard of your favorite band
  •  you argue on whether Poppy Z. Brite or Anne Rice has the more realistic outlook on life
  •  you buy $15 fishnets and rip them on purpose
  •  you can't decide whether Morticia Addams or Lily Munster is prettier,
  •  you fashion your eyeliner after a culture that's been dead over 2000
  •  you go to Denny's at 5 in the morning and think, "These are my people"
  •  you have seen "Nightmare before Christmas" more than seven times
  •  you like to play dead in public
  •  you own 16 or more Cleopatra c.d.'s
  •  you own even 1 Projekt c.d.
  •  you pay 6 bucks for cigarettes that match your outfit
  •  you refer to others as "The Normals"
  •  you refer to your age in mortal years
  •  you spell Vampire either Vampyre or Vamphyre
  •  you think dead flowers are prettier than live ones
  •  you think of the hearse as a "family car"
  •  you wake up still drunk at 3 in the afternoon with anonymous black
  •  you wear long, velvet coats in the middle of summer
  •  you were disappointed to find out that "American Gothic" is a portrait
  •  your boyfriend complains that his ribs just don't stick out the way
  •  your combat boots cost more than it takes to feed a third world child
  •  your purse is large, square and metal
  •  you've willingly undergone cosmetic dental surgery

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