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Might Be a Caffeine Addict If ...
every coffee company wants to have your picture on their packs of coffee powder.
it's 6:09 AM and you're on your 2nd 20oz. cup of coffee.
Starbucks has decided to use you as their official mascot.
you've ever carried your coffee cup into the shower with you in the morning.
the dishes in your house are all coffee cups.
you ask, "Sleep? What's that?"
you believe that the coffee bean is a vegetable.
you can name the five flavors of JOLT.
you can't remember the last time you blinked.
you could live in a desert like a hermit, eating bugs for food, as long as you had enough coffee beans with you.
you drink decaf by accident and slip into a coma.
you go to sleep just to wake up and smell the coffee.
you go to the doctor because you're afraid there might be blood in your Mountain Dew stream.
you have a mini-fridge under your desk... and a catheter.
you have a website about caffeine
you have dark brown colored hair but you are a natural blonde and have never dyed it.
you have distilled Jolt Cola to make it more potent.
you have on more than one occasion snorted instant coffee.
you have tattooed across the knuckles of your hands "JOLT" and "COLA"
you have to drink some form of caffeinated beverage just to sleep.
you know from experience caffeine tablets don't dissolve in cola.
you regard the fact that your hands are shaking as a good sign.
you think sleep is for the weak.
you wake up to Mountain Dew, before switching to JOLT.
you'd rather be beaten over the head with a sledgehammer than give up that first cup of coffee in the morning.
your birthday is a national holiday in Colombia.
your child's name is Nescafe.
your coffee pot is next to your bed and your alarm clock is in the kitchen.
your dog's name is Starbucks.
your heart beats noticeably faster as a reaction to the smell of coffee.
your heart only beats twice an hour and your eyes won't shut anymore.
your heart rate is always in triple digits.
your slogan is "Save water, drink coffee."
your web page has the Mountain Dew color scheme.
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Last Updated April 1, 2013
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