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Top 10 Jokes

10. The previous shift tells you, "Things have been quiet."

9. You walk onto the floor and someone from the previous shift says, "Is it that time already?"

8. You run into the pharmacist at the elevator, he hands you a case of Prozac and says, "Here, this is for your floor."

7. Your phone rings 4 hours before your shift and they beg you to come in early.

6. After giving report, the nurse yells from the elevator, "Oh, by the way, they're 'pleasantly confused'."

5. While driving to work, every radio station is playing "Knockin' on Heaven's Door".

4. As soon as you walk in, someone hands you scrubs and says, "Here, you'd better put these on."

3. You come in and find one of the previous shift nurses openly weeping at the nurse's station.

2. The nurse about to give you report looks up from her notes and asks, "How many R's in diarrhea?"

1. There's no fresh coffee in the break room.

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Nurses' Station:"The idea for the Nurses' Station Catalog was conceived in 1989. After searching the marketplace in response to customer inquiries, it became obvious that there were no catalogs of this type serving the nursing profession. To be sure, there were several catalogs offering nurse's uniforms and a smattering of professional items. But there weren't any catalogs at the time offering a range of gifts, clothing, professional items, name badges, shoes and scrubs for nurses. It took two years of hard work to gather samples and put a together a catalog of the most unique and high-quality items for nurses. "
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