Jokes 'N Jokes
Things Not to Say ... Jokes

• Y’know, looking at her, you’d never guess that Demi Moore had a baby!

• Gosh, you’re lucky. I sure wish men could experience the miracle of childbirth.

• Do you think the baby will come before Monday Night Football starts?

• I hope your ready. The Glamour Shot photographer will be here in fifteen minutes.

• If you think this hurts, I should tell you about the time I twisted my ankle playing basketball.

• That was the kids on the phone. Did you have anything planned for dinner?

• When you lay on your back, you look like a python that swallowed a wild boar.

• You don’t need an epidural. Just relax and enjoy the moment.

• This whole experience kind of reminds me of an episode from I Love Lucy.

• Oops! Which cord was I supposed to cut?

• Stop your swearing and just breathe.

• Remember what we learned in Lamaze class! HEE HEE HOO HOO. You’re not using the right words.

• Your stomach still looks like there’s another one in there.

• You don’t have the guts to pull that trigger.

• David Letterman's New Book of Top Ten Lists and Wedding Dress Patterns for the Husky Bride
  by David Letterman
• The Southerner's Book of Lists
  by Jim Erskine
• Rock and Roll's Most Wanted: The Top 10 Book of Lame Lyrics, Eregious Egos, and Other Oddities
  by Stuart Shea

Nurses' Station:"The idea for the Nurses' Station Catalog was conceived in 1989. After searching the marketplace in response to customer inquiries, it became obvious that there were no catalogs of this type serving the nursing profession. To be sure, there were several catalogs offering nurse's uniforms and a smattering of professional items. But there weren't any catalogs at the time offering a range of gifts, clothing, professional items, name badges, shoes and scrubs for nurses. It took two years of hard work to gather samples and put a together a catalog of the most unique and high-quality items for nurses. "
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