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Things Not To Say During Childbirth....

  • Y’know, looking at her, you’d never guess that Demi Moore had a baby!

  • Gosh, you’re lucky. I sure wish men could experience the miracle of childbirth.

  • Do you think the baby will come before Monday Night Football starts?

  • I hope your ready. The Glamour Shot photographer will be here in fifteen minutes.

  • If you think this hurts, I should tell you about the time I twisted my ankle playing basketball.

  • That was the kids on the phone. Did you have anything planned for dinner?

  • When you lay on your back, you look like a python that swallowed a wild boar.

  • You don’t need an epidural. Just relax and enjoy the moment.

  • This whole experience kind of reminds me of an episode from I Love Lucy.

  • Oops! Which cord was I supposed to cut?

  • Stop your swearing and just breathe.

  • Remember what we learned in Lamaze class! HEE HEE HOO HOO. You’re not using the right words.

  • Your stomach still looks like there’s another one in there.

  • You don’t have the guts to pull that trigger.

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