Jokes 'N Jokes
Things Not to Say ... Jokes

• But everybody looks funny naked!

• You woke me up for that?

• Did I mention the video camera?

• Hurry up! This room rents by the hour!

• Can you please pass me the remote control?

• Do you accept Visa?

• ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

• On second thought, let's turn off the lights.

• Do you get any premium movie channels?

• Try not to smear my make-up, will ya!

• But I just brushed my teeth...

• Smile, you're on Candid Camera!

• Did you know the ceiling needs painting?

• Did I remember to take my pill?

• But my cat always sleeps on that pillow..

• Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed?

• You're almost as good as my ex!

• Now I know why he/she dumped you...

• What are you planning to make for breakfast?

• I have a confession...

• You can cook, too right?

• Sorry about the name tags, I'm not very good with names.

• Don't mind me.. I always file my nails in bed.

• David Letterman's New Book of Top Ten Lists and Wedding Dress Patterns for the Husky Bride
  by David Letterman
• The Southerner's Book of Lists
  by Jim Erskine
• Rock and Roll's Most Wanted: The Top 10 Book of Lame Lyrics, Eregious Egos, and Other Oddities
  by Stuart Shea

Nurses' Station:"The idea for the Nurses' Station Catalog was conceived in 1989. After searching the marketplace in response to customer inquiries, it became obvious that there were no catalogs of this type serving the nursing profession. To be sure, there were several catalogs offering nurse's uniforms and a smattering of professional items. But there weren't any catalogs at the time offering a range of gifts, clothing, professional items, name badges, shoes and scrubs for nurses. It took two years of hard work to gather samples and put a together a catalog of the most unique and high-quality items for nurses. "
Nurses Station P.O. Box 388 Centerbrook, CT 06409-03881

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