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Things Not To Say On Your Wedding Night…

  • But everybody looks funny naked!

  • You woke me up for that?

  • Did I mention the video camera?

  • Hurry up! This room rents by the hour!

  • Can you please pass me the remote control?

  • Do you accept Visa?

  • ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

  • On second thought, let's turn off the lights.

  • Do you get any premium movie channels?

  • Try not to smear my make-up, will ya!

  • But I just brushed my teeth...

  • Smile, you're on Candid Camera!

  • Did you know the ceiling needs painting?

  • Did I remember to take my pill?

  • But my cat always sleeps on that pillow..

  • Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed?

  • You're almost as good as my ex!

  • Now I know why he/she dumped you...

  • What are you planning to make for breakfast?

  • I have a confession...

  • You can cook, too right?

  • Sorry about the name tags, I'm not very good with names.

  • Don't mind me.. I always file my nails in bed.


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