Jokes 'N Jokes
Things Not to Say ... Jokes

• Are you saying that I'm not good enough for Jack-in-the-Box?

• Hey dad, are there any openings at your office?

• I'm converting!

• I'm coming out of the closet! Just kidding...hello? hello, anyone there?

• I don't know, I think a nipple ring is very fashion conscience.

• Who are you again?

• Mom, you too can be saved.

• I need more money for my gambling ring.

• Hold on a second, I have to get rid of the body.

• Have you ever tried Vivarin! I mean a lot of it at once! It's amazing. I wrote two papers, memorized the Spanish to English dictionary, made sis a sweater, invented a new way to dry laundry, and I- my, my heart.. I can't bre-

• From now on, you'll call me Mohammed.

• I'd love to talk to you, but I have more important things in my life to do.

• Is it possible to get a 12-year old girl pregnant?

• Hey mom, you know how you and dad got married at 20, well...

• This is my home away from home. I have new friends, and a family here with two kids and - um, forget what I just said.

• And I joined the Republican party!

• I just can't take it anymore. The pressure! The Pressure! Aaaaaaaaaaah! (Click)

• Mom, send me some neosporin. I seem to have a lot of cold sores.

• When are you coming to visit! I really want to see you!

• David Letterman's New Book of Top Ten Lists and Wedding Dress Patterns for the Husky Bride
  by David Letterman
• The Southerner's Book of Lists
  by Jim Erskine
• Rock and Roll's Most Wanted: The Top 10 Book of Lame Lyrics, Eregious Egos, and Other Oddities
  by Stuart Shea

Nurses' Station:"The idea for the Nurses' Station Catalog was conceived in 1989. After searching the marketplace in response to customer inquiries, it became obvious that there were no catalogs of this type serving the nursing profession. To be sure, there were several catalogs offering nurse's uniforms and a smattering of professional items. But there weren't any catalogs at the time offering a range of gifts, clothing, professional items, name badges, shoes and scrubs for nurses. It took two years of hard work to gather samples and put a together a catalog of the most unique and high-quality items for nurses. "
Nurses Station P.O. Box 388 Centerbrook, CT 06409-03881

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