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Not To Say To Your Parents While At College...
- Are you saying that I'm not good enough for Jack-in-the-Box?
Hey dad, are there any openings at your office?
- I'm converting!
- I'm coming out of the closet! Just kidding...hello? hello, anyone there?
- I don't know, I think a nipple ring is very fashion conscience.
- Who are you again?
- Mom, you too can be saved.
- I need more money for my gambling ring.
- Hold on a second, I have to get rid of the body.
- Have you ever tried Vivarin! I mean a lot of it at once! It's amazing. I wrote
two papers, memorized the Spanish to English dictionary, made sis a sweater,
invented a new way to dry laundry, and I- my, my heart.. I can't bre-
- From now on, you'll call me Mohammed.
- I'd love to talk to you, but I have more important things in my life to do.
- Is it possible to get a 12-year old girl pregnant?
- Hey mom, you know how you and dad got married at 20, well...
- This is my home away from home. I have new friends, and a family here with two
kids and - um, forget what I just said.
- And I joined the Republican party!
- I just can't take it anymore. The pressure! The Pressure! Aaaaaaaaaaah! (Click)
- Mom, send me some neosporin. I seem to have a lot of cold sores.
- When are you coming to visit! I really want to see you!
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Last Updated April 1, 2013
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