Jokes 'N Jokes
Top 10 and List Jokes

• You wake up face down on the pavement
• You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold
• You put your bra on backwards and it fits better
• Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles
• Your son tells you he wishes Anita Bryant would mind her own business
• You want to put on the clothes you wore home from last night's party - and there aren't any
• You turn on the news and they're showing emergency routes out of the city
• Your twin sister forgets your birthday
• You wake up to discover that your waterbed broke and then realize that you don't have a waterbed
• Your horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway
• You see the "60 Minutes" News Team waiting in your Office
• Your boss tells you not to bother to take off you coat
• You walk to work and discover that your dress is tucked in the back of your pantyhose
• Your kid say "Did you know that it's almost impossible to flush a grapefruit down the toilet?"
• You're driving to work smoking a cigarette. At a stop light, you drop it between your legs. As you frantically search for it, a full city bus pulls up alongside of your car.
• You wake up to late to catch the van pool - then you realize that you're driving the van this week

• Rock and Roll's Most Wanted: The Top 10 Book of Lame Lyrics, Eregious Egos, and Other Oddities
  by Stuart Shea
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  by David Letterman
• The Southerner's Book of Lists
  by Jim Erskine

Nurses' Station:"The idea for the Nurses' Station Catalog was conceived in 1989. After searching the marketplace in response to customer inquiries, it became obvious that there were no catalogs of this type serving the nursing profession. To be sure, there were several catalogs offering nurse's uniforms and a smattering of professional items. But there weren't any catalogs at the time offering a range of gifts, clothing, professional items, name badges, shoes and scrubs for nurses. It took two years of hard work to gather samples and put a together a catalog of the most unique and high-quality items for nurses. "
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