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• Knock-knock. Who's there?
  Who.
  Who, who?
  What are you, some kind of owl?

• Knock-knock.
  Who's there?
  Moo.
  Moo, who?
  Well, make up your mind, are you a cow or an owl?

• Knock knock
  Who's there?
  Theodore
  Theodore who?
  Theodore is stuck and it won't close

• Knock knock
  Who's there?
  Bow! Bow who?
  Not bow who, bow wow!

• Knock knock
  Who's there?
  Never
  Never who?
  Never mind

• Knock knock
  Who's there?
  Omelet
  Omelet who?
  Omelet smarter than I look!

• Knock-Knock
  Who's there?
  Ice Cream.
  Ice cream who?
  Ice cream every time I see a ghost.

• Knock-Knock
  Who's there?
  Cash
  Cash who?
  No, thanks. I prefer peanuts.

• Knock-Knock
  Who's there?
  Butter
  Butter who?
  I butter not tell you

• Knock, knock
  Who's there?
  Accordion.
  Accordion who?
  Accordion to the TV, it's going to rain tomorrow.

• Knock, Knock
  Who's there?
  Pencil
  Pencil who?
  Pencil fall down if you don't have a belt

• Knock, Knock.
  Who's there?
  Ya
  Ya who?
  What are you getting so excited about?

• Knock, Knock.
  Who's there?
  Radio
  Radio Who ?
  Radio not , here I come!

• Knock knock
  Who's there?
  Nobel
  Nobel who?
  No bell so I'll knock.

• Knock knock
  Who's there?
  Icy
  Icy who?
  I see your underwear

• Knock knock
  Who's there?
  Closure Closure who?
  Closure mouth when you're eating!

• Knock knock
  Who's there?
  Cargo
  Cargo who?
  Car go beep! beep!

• Knock knock
  Who's there?
  Dime
  Dime who?
  Dime to tell another knock-knock joke

• Knock knock
  Who's there?
  Icon
  Icon who?
  Icon tell you another knock knock joke. Do you want me to?

• Knock knock
  Who's there?
  Despair
  Despair who?
  Despair tire is flat

• Knock knock
  Who's there?
  I used
  I used who?
  I used to be able to reach the doorbell, but now I can't!

• Knock knock
  Who's there?
  Vitamin
  Vitamin who?
  Vitamin in for a party!
  

Recommended Reading:

1000 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
by Michael Kilgarriff, Ltd Staff Ward Lock

500 Hilarious Jokes for Kids
by Jeff Rovin

1000 Crazy Jokes for Kids
by Michael Johnstone

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