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Kids Jokes > Kids - Knock Knock Jokes. We are always in the process of updating our "What do you call ...." Jokes. If you have one or more that you especially like and you don't see it here. Drop us an email.


  • Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Lettuce!
    Lettuce who?
    Lettuce in!

  • Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Olive Olive who?
    Olive Harry Potter!

  • Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Pig
    Pig who?
    Pig up your feet or you'll Twip!

  • Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Ketchup
    Ketchup who?
    Ketchup to me and I will tell you.

  • Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Yodalahi
    Yodalahi who?
    Hey man, why are you yodeling?

  • Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Would
    Would who?
    Would you like to let me in now?

  • Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Cargo
    Cargo who?
    Cargo vroom vroom

  • Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Water.
    Water who?
    Water you answering the door for?

  • Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Who.
    Who who?
    You don't who, owls do!

  • Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Doris.
    Doris Who?
    Doris open. Come on in.

  • Will you know me tomorrow?
    Yes.
    Will you know me next week?
    Yes.
    Will you know me next year?
    Yes.
    Will you know me in two years?
    Yes.
    Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    I thought you said you'd know me?

  • Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Candace.
    Candace who?
    Candace be the last knock knock joke?


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