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• Knock, knock
  Who's there?
  Thistle who?
  Thistle have to hold you until dinner's ready.

• Knock, knock
  Who's there?
  Adolf Adolf who?
  Adolph ball hit me in de mowf. Dat's why I dawk dis way.

• Knock, Knock.
  Who's there?
  I love.
  I love who?
  I don't know, you tell me!

• Knock, Knock.
  Who's there?
  Police.
  Police who?
  Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!

• Knock, knock.
  Who's there?
  Woo.
  Woo, who?
  Don't get so excited, it's just a joke.

• Knock, knock.
  Who's there?
  Easter.
  Easter, who?
  The Easter Bunny.

• Knock, knock.
  Who's there?
  Anna.
  Anna, who?
  Anna nother Easter Bunny!

• Knock, knock.
  Who's there?
  Moira. Moira, who?
  Moira Easter Bunnies.

• Knock, knock.
  Who's there?
  Howie.
  Howie, who?
  Howie gonna get rid of all these Easter Bunnies?

• Knock, knock
  Who's there?
  Ammonia
  Ammonia who?
  Ammonia a bird in a gilded cage

• Knock, knock
  Who's there?
  Mary lee
  Mary lee who?
  Mary lee we roll along

• Knock, knock
  Who's there?
  Aardvark
  Aardvark who?
  Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles

• Knock, knock.
  Who's there?
  Who.
  Who who?
  Is there an owl in here?

• Knock, knock.
  Who's there?
  Andy Green.
  Andy Green, who?
  Andy Green grass grows all around, all around.

• Knock, knock
  Who's there?
  Dwane.
  Dwane who?
  Dwane the bathtub -- I'm dwowning!

• Knock, knock
  Who's there?
  A little old man who can't reach the doorbell

• Knock, knock
  Who's there?
  Let us
  Let us who?
  Let us in and you will find out

• Knock, knock
  Who's There?
  Ivan.
  Ivan who?
  Ivan to suck your blood!!

• Knock, knock
  Who's There?
  Gorilla
  Gorilla Who?
  Gorilla me a hamburger, I'm hungry.

• Knock, knock
  Who's There?
  Cow-go
  Cow-go Who?
  No, Cow go MOO!!!

• Knock, knock
  Who's there?
  Centipede.
  Centipede who?
  Centipede on the Christmas tree.

• Knock, knock,
  Who's there?
  Lettuce.
  Lettuce who?
  Lettuce in!!
  

1000 Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
by Michael Kilgarriff, Ltd Staff Ward Lock

500 Hilarious Jokes for Kids
by Jeff Rovin

1000 Crazy Jokes for Kids
by Michael Johnstone

Nurses' Station:"The idea for the Nurses' Station Catalog was conceived in 1989. After searching the marketplace in response to customer inquiries, it became obvious that there were no catalogs of this type serving the nursing profession. To be sure, there were several catalogs offering nurse's uniforms and a smattering of professional items. But there weren't any catalogs at the time offering a range of gifts, clothing, professional items, name badges, shoes and scrubs for nurses. It took two years of hard work to gather samples and put a together a catalog of the most unique and high-quality items for nurses. "
Nurses Station P.O. Box 388 Centerbrook, CT 06409-03881

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