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• Why was the centipede late?
  Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!

• What do you get if you cross a centipede and a parrot?
  A walkie talkie!

• What has 50 legs but cant walk?
  Half a centipede!

• What is the definition of a caterpillar?
  A worm in a fur coat!

• What has stripes and pulls a tractor?
  A caterpillar tractor!

• What did one centipede say to the other centipede?
  You've got a lovely pair of legs, you've got a lovely pair of legs, you've got a lovely pair of legs, you've got a lovely pair of legs, you've got a lovely pair of legs, you've got a lovely pair of legs ....!

• Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team?
  He took too long to put his boots on!

• What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
  Turns over a new leaf!

• What pillar doesn't need holding up?
  A caterpillar!

• What does a cat go to sleep on?
  A caterpillow!

• What goes 99-clonk, 99-clonk, 99-clonk?
  A centipede with a wooden leg!

• What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?
  Enough drumsticks to feed an army!

• What is worse than an alligator with toothache?
  A centipede with athlete's foot!

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