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• What do you call a 100 spiders on a tire?
  A spinning wheel!

• What did the spider say when he broke his new web?
  Darn it!

• What is red and dangerous?
  Strawberry and tarantula jelly!

• What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?
  Your spinning me a yarn here!

• What is a spiders favorite TV show?
  The newly web game!

• Why are spiders like tops?
  They are always spinning!

• What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?
  I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it!

• What do you call a big Irish spider?
  Paddy long legs!

• Why did the spider buy a car?
  So he could take it out for a spin!

• What does a spider do when he gets angry?
  He goes up the wall!

• What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?
  I'm not sure, but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!

• What did the spider say to the fly?
  We're getting married do you want to come to the webbing?

• Why are spiders good swimmers?
  They have webbed feet!

• How do you spot a modern spider?
  He doesn't have a web he had a website!

• What kind of doctors are like spiders?
  Spin doctors!

• What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?
  It became a daddy short legs!

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