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• What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?
  Time to fix the fence!

• What's big, gray and flies straight up?
  An elecopter!

• What's gray, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill?
  A get wellephant!

• What's gray and goes round and round?
  An elephant in a washing machine!

• What's gray and highly dangerous?
  An elephant with a machine gun!

• What's big and gray and lives in a lake in Scotland?
  The Loch Ness Elephant!

• What's big and gray and has 16 wheels?
  An elephant on roller skates!

• Policeman: "One of your elephants has been seen chasing a man on a bicycle."
  Zoo Keeper: "Nonsense, none of my elephants knows how to ride a bicycle!"

• Why do the elephants have short tails?
  Because they can't remember long stories!

• How to you keep an elephant in suspense?
  I'll tell you tomorrow!

• What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper?
  You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant!

• What's the difference between an elephant and a banana?
  Have you ever tried to peel an elephant?

• What's the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?
  About 3,000 miles!

• What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry?
  A gooseberry is green!

• Teacher: " To which family does the elephant belong?"
  Pupil: " I don't know, nobody I know owns one!"

• How do you spell elephant?
  E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t>
  "That's not how the dictionary spells it"
  "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it!"

• Teacher: "Name six wild animals"
  Pupil: " Four elephants and two lions!"

• What do elephants sing at Christmas?
  Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants... Who do elephants get their Christmas presents from?
  Elephanta Claus!

• What's the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?
  One roars with pain and the other pours with rain!

• What's gray and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds?
  An elephant with hiccups!

• What goes up slowly and comes down quickly?
  An elephant in a lift!

• What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?
  An elephant's shadow!

• When should you feed milk to a baby elephant?
  When it's a baby elephant!

• How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?
  When your nose touches the ceiling!

• What do you call an elephant that flies?
  A jumbo jet

• Why did the elephant cross the road?
  Because the chicken was having a day off!

• What do you call an elephant at the North Pole?
  Lost!

• Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
  Because they couldn't hold their trunks up.

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